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sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

seventenerifeseas:

So I’ve pretty much decided that this is my new favorite picture of Ed

And I also decided I wanted to play a prank on my family

Oh, you want Wheat Thins?

Ed.

You want milk?

Ed.

You want to take a peepee?

ED.

You want an aspirin for the headache I’ve been giving you?

Just kidding, bitch. ED.

Oh, yeah! Did I also mention it makes a great lock screen photo?

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

fukkkres:

me: dam girl are u a cheeto?

girl: why cuz im hot?

me: no cuz whenever u come round u always leavin dust on everything u ashy bitch

emilyofthepen:

They get away with so much stuff on this show
themoti0n:

Life
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